| The New Desk | |
|---|---|
| Directed by | Karl Valentin |
| Produced by | Peter Ostermeier |
| Starring | Karl Valentin |
| Release date(s) | 1913 |
| Running time | 13 minutes |
| Country | German Empire |
| Language | Silent film German intertitles |
Der Neue Schreibtisch (English: The New Writing Desk) is a short German comedy film made in 1913. In the plot a busy businessman tries to get comfortable at his new desk, so he starts cutting off parts of the legs, but eventually shortens the legs off entirely.